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So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

(Source: handaxe, via too-stoned-to-remember)

10moonymhrivertam:

bcperfect:

maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…

(via tea-books-and-unicorns)

allthingsbagel:

fishingboatproceeds:

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

kickthepj:

crabstickz:

People

Are

Easy

To

Kill

is that john green

(Source: dnhowell, via blocksb)